Joke
of the Week:
KIDS
ON "HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY"?
"You
got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like,
if you like sports, she should like it that you
like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip
coming." - -Alan, age 10
"No
person really decides before they grow up who they're
going to marry. God decides it all way before, and
you get to find out later who you're stuck with."
- -Kirsten, age 10
WHAT
IS THE RIGHT AGE GET MARRIED? "Twenty-three is the
best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then." - -Camille, age 10
"No
age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool
to get married." - -Freddie, age 6
HOW
CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? "You
might have to guess, based on whether they seem
to be yelling at the same kids." - -Derrick, age
8
WHAT
DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? "Both
don't want any more kids." - -Lori, age 8
WHAT
DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? "Dates are for having
fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen
long enough." - -Lynnette, age 8
"On
the first date, they just tell each other lies,
and that usually gets them interested enough to
go for a second date." - -Martin, age 10
WHAT
WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
"I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would
call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote
about me in all the dead columns." - -Craig, age
9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? "When they're rich."
- -Pam, age 7 "The law says you have to be eighteen,
so I wouldn't want to mess with that.." - -Curt,
age 7
"The
rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you
should marry them and have kids with them. It's
the right thing to do." - -Howard, age 8
IS
IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? "I don't know
which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm
never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want
to be all grossed out." - -Theodore, age 8
"It's
better for girls to be single but not for boys.
Boys need someone to clean up after them." - -Anita,
age 9
HOW
WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET
MARRIED? "There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
wouldn't there?" - -Kelvin, age 8
HOW
WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? "Tell your wife
that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck."
- -Ricky, age 10
